Pleasure Jardin: Clitoris Suction Vibrator

Pleasure Jardin: Clitoris Suction Vibrator

30th November 2020 | By The Secret Submissive

Welcome to the Joy Box where I’ll be reviewing a Clitoris Suction Vibrator from the lovely people at Pleasure Jardin. As a huge fan of clitoral stimulation but a newbie to suction toys, I was incredibly drawn to this product; it is definitely different to anything else I’ve tried before. Pleasure Jardin was also kind enough to send me some EXS Sweet Cherry lube so I will also share my thoughts on that. Without further ado, let’s get stuck in!

First Impressions…

The product was neatly and securely packaged in a fun and colourfully patterned book style-box, with a Velcro-sealed front that lifted to reveal the product. I liked that you could see the vibrator through the window as it added to the instant excitement I felt upon receiving it. The packaging does look a bit cheaper than the price-tag suggests, as a mid-range product, but I would still be happy to give or receive this item as a gift. Let’s face it; the packaging is torn off in seconds anyway.

The instruction manual is short and simple which I really appreciated – there’s nothing worse than being desperate to get started but unable to figure out how to get the thing to work! The vibrator has a lithium-ion battery and comes with a USB cable. I used my Apple iPhone charger for convenience and it was fully charged within 2 hours. One charge gave me just over 2 hours of playtime (not in one go but we’ll come to that, shortly); this was in line with the guideline information which was great. Finally, as all smart toys should, the vibrator has a built-in travel lock – you hold down the power button for 3 seconds to turn in on or off – which is good to know if you have ever ended up in that awkward buzzy, rumbling moment in public!

Getting Handsy…

The vibrator is perfectly compact and mine is a beautiful shade of hot-pink; there are three colours to choose from though so check the website for the full range. It’s made from quality, silky-smooth and soft silicone which is an absolute dream against your skin. Because clitoral stimulators are such intimate toys, the feel of the material when wet and dry is so important to me. I want to feel that gentle caress and enjoy every stroke; this toy definitely passed the test. In terms of the design, it’s very simple, with just a plus and minus button at either side of the power button, which meant that I was able to adjust the power, even at the peak of play! The suction head is a good size and I had no problem positioning it to please. I also loved its curves – the design is cute, sleek and stylish.

As the massager is fully waterproof, after using, I washed it with antibacterial soap and warm water and then left it to air-dry. The box states that it’s ‘ultra-hygienic and easy to clean’ and I have to agree! I don’t have any sex-toy cleaner at the moment, nor do I have the time or effort for anything fiddly, so this was perfect.

EXS Sweet Cherry Natural Flavoured Lube…

In order to get a nice tight seal against the skin, for optimum suction, I rubbed a little lube over my clit and between my lips, the first time that I used the toy. I quickly learned that because the vibrator got me so damn wet, I didn’t need it, but it was certainly a lovely addition. Because the lube is water-based and paraben-free, it can be used with latex-containing toys and condoms, without the risk of degrading the items. To trial its effectiveness, I used the lube with a dildo, for vaginal use, and also a glass butt-plug.

Firstly, the smell is sweet and fruity and I adore that it’s flavoured naturally because it tastes delicious! I did lick my fingers a few times whilst playing! I wouldn’t have any qualms about blowing a cherry lube coated cock, straight after sex – there is no weird after-taste, at all. The lube itself is a good consistency and texture and it doesn’t dribble everywhere which is great. It provided a good glide, the effects were long-lasting and I didn’t need to use loads to get the job done. I would genuinely purchase this product in the future and would even go as far as to say that it might even be my new go-to, knocking my usual big-brand buy off the shelf.

My First Session…

Right, this is the part that you’ve been waiting for… let’s dive in! The manual describes that there are 8 levels of suction power available so during my initial exploration of the product, I used the back of my hand to test its power. The vibrations felt good and I could feel a gentle suction on the first setting so I cycled through all 8 levels and sure enough, I felt the gradual increase. The toy is nice and quiet (discreet is always good for a Secret Submissive) but its lack of buzziness was totally deceptive as I quickly found out!

For my first experiment, I decided on the usual position: lying on my bed with my knees pulled up and my legs spread, nice and comfy. I enjoyed using a mirror to help angle the head of the vibrator and ensure that it was fully cupped over my clit. Feeling confident in myself, I whacked the toy up to about level five and brought it directly to my needy bud. OH MY FUCKING GOD… this is no exaggeration! Within less than a minute, my clit was throbbing with pleasure; my knees were shaking, and I couldn’t stifle my groans! In less than two minutes, I had gushed a significant amount and pretty much chucked the vibrator off the side of the bed as I rolled onto my front, panting and moaning into my soaked sheets! That sly, quiet little thing had just sent an orgasm tearing through my body and made me squirt in record time! I have never experienced anything quite this intense.

After about twenty minutes of recovery and a large drink of water, I couldn’t resist the urge to go again. This time, I was going in prepared so I knelt on a bath towel (folded into quarters) and I leaned over the side of my bed. I wasn’t interested in rushing to climax – I wanted to experience that slow and heady build. The position was excellent for getting a really good seal and even with the vibrator on the lowest setting, the sensation was immediate and intense. I writhed and moaned and allowed myself to fully relax and enjoy every tingle. Tilting it and moving it around stimulated different nerve-endings, creating different waves of pleasure. Finally, once I had adequately edged myself and I was ready for release, I cautiously increased the suction power by one and then another… OH MY FUCKING GOD… again! With my legs spread like this, the head was so perfectly positioned and my second orgasm was even more intense than the first! I was literally gripping the sheets with my left hand and biting down as I gushed what felt like a whole river and my body shuddered. When I had finally recovered (and stopped grinning) I realised that my clit felt really sensitive. Upon further inspection in the mirror, I noticed that it was so hard and swollen and quite red! I put my knickers back on and left it to recover which took about thirty minutes or so. Any Doms reading this are probably getting all sorts of wickedly delicious punishment ideas right about now so, Subs, I am very sorry (not sorry!)

More Fun…

If you have read any of my other reviews, you’ll know that I love my shower-time toys which is why I was so pleased to note that this one is waterproof. As it seemed to enjoy relentlessly drenching me, I really enjoyed taking it in the shower as I didn’t have to worry about getting messy or cleaning up. The steam definitely increased the sensitivity of my clit and even on a lower intensity, the pleasure was wonderful.

On a separate occasion, I used the vibrator whilst wearing a kitty-tail butt plug. The intense pulsation of the suction device causes me to squeeze my muscles and together with the plug which has a similar effect, this created a fabulous combination of feelings. It was intense, as I used a large plug, but I loved it and I will definitely be playing this way again in the future! The instruction manual states that the toy can be used on any erogenous zone and so I had to give this a try. I moved it slowly along my lips and it felt great against my skin; it was a fun way to build pleasure, to tease, and awaken a host of nerve-endings. I’m not a fan of nipple stimulation at all and so it was no surprise that this was too much for me and I hated it! However, I did like the vibrations on my areola so I can imagine that if nipple play is your jam, this toy will be great for that too. Finally, I tried the toy, very briefly, around my anus on a separate occasion and it was pleasant; however, because the vibrator is mostly used on my clit during a play session, which is so close to my urethra, I didn’t want to swap and switch to incorporate anal use and risk getting an infection.

Overall, I think it’s safe to say that I LOVE this product and it’s gone straight into my bedside cabinet where all the big players reside! If like me, you have never tried a clit sucker before, I urge you to add one to your bucket list! My only slight qualm would be that I wish the packaging was more sophisticated but don’t judge a book and all because this bad boy more than makes up for it! Although this product was provided free of charge, my review is absolutely honest and my opinions are my own. I do not receive any commission for sales and I am only waxing lyrical because I genuinely enjoyed it so much. The orgasms I achieved with it were genuinely mind-blowing and I haven’t squirted that much or that hard since my first vibrator experience!

Summary:

If you’re looking for a smart, sexy and compact toy that will deliver on orgasms and pleasure, you’ll love Pleasure Jardin’s Clitoris Suction Vibrator. It is very different to the other clitoral stimulators that I own and it ticks all my boxes: it’s powerful; easy to charge, use and clean; discreet, and pretty to hold and look at. I had so much fun with this toy and I think it will be fantastic to use with a partner as well as during solo-sex. So if you’re looking for something new and exciting or just want to inject a little gusto into your playtime, this one is worth considering! Just make sure you lay down those towels and keep well-hydrated!

Thank you to Pleasure Jardin for providing the Clitoris Suction Vibrator in exchange for an honest review.

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